I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm sobbing to NWA
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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