oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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