I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We left an ass print on the piano.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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