god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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