watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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