i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
