mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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