Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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