the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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