I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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