i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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