im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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