apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
ttyl tear gas
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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