member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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