im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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