Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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