he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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