You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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