this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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