you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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