i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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