he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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