NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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