Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
