I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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