but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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