Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
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