some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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