oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My feet surprised me
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