Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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