after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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