Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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