I can tuck mytits in my pants
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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