i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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