Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November