Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.