Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?