She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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