Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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