Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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