Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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