My brain says no but my pants say off.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you win again, gameday.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
is it fun? or sober?
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