So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he puts the penis in happiness.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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