Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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