Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Let's get the cat blown out
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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