Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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