You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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