CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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