I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
honey bunches of taint.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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