white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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