how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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