if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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