I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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