Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
