all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I wish you could order shots online.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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