I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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