Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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