Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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