Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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