i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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